to chop off your dick after sex because you feel unclean
Dude: I caleb-ed my dick last night
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PANSYPANSYPANSY a complete loser
that guy stage diving is such a caleb
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Tiny Midget with a small dick
Girl 1: I had sex with some midget last night with a small dick.
Girl 2: Was he a Caleb?
Girl 1: Yea
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A guy who stinks like ass! also thinks he is cool and funny (when people are actually laughing at him, not with him!) he also is very clumsy and gumpy!
also see: Gump, AIDS, Nerd
A:" hey you wanna hear a joke?"
B:" sure"
A:" caleb is so gumpy, that he couldnt sneek up on hellen keller! and she's blind, deaf, and mute!"
B:" hahahaha!!!, yeah and she could probably smell him a mile away!!"
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When your partner asks for you to queef on their face.
Caleb: βHey babe could we do The Caleb tonight.β
Wags: βWhatβs The Caleb?β
Caleb: βItβs where you queef on my face.β
Wags: βOkay!β¦ letβs try it.β
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caleb is a 60 year old man posing as a 16 year old
"omg i just got stalked by someone"
"it must have been caleb"
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