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Deportivo Cali

Worst team in Colombian football history. the only have won the tournament 9 times what da fuck man. not like America which are a fucking calidad

Deportivo Cali is shit, man/mate

by divertido casi January 26, 2017


cali-quake

A butt plug from California that likes it up the ass. Thinks he is cool because he is from california, but can't quite reach the dildo shoved far up his rectum. Probably because he is from California, and not a common sense state like Ohio.

Wow that cali-quake guy sure is a faggot.

by GoudyGodKing July 28, 2018


Nuevo Cali

Anywhere Midwest or Northern West to Ohio where small homesteads are sold at a premium in post pandemic America. These may be hobby farms or single wide carpentry-enhanced camping villas on minimal to wide acreage. Some include mobile homes on less than <10 ACREAS and cost in excess of of double or more previous decades value, but in most cases previous YEAR's value Must have at least a fruit tree, grapes, or vined produce or otherwise specialty agriculture product including specialty mushrooms and/or medical and certifiable crop. The homes appearance, or overall property and standing structures must be country side picturesque or of matching metal roofs, trim, or containg other unifying features such as boulders, or in certain cases patina perfect rusted and collectible automobiles now including not newer than 1994.

Found a 200k Nuevo Cali on Zillow. Has a spring fed well. Parasites, but apparently treatable.

by daTookZah July 25, 2021


Cali D Sama

A short nigga on vrchat and loves Hanako and is down tremendous for her and plays vrchat a lot cus he has no life and he is a packer

yo look its that one nigga named Cali D Sama i heard he was a packer

by Cali Daddy April 12, 2022


cali-geri

Cali-geri and Caraale mahad are those folks who have always chilled in the Hawd spot

is he an cali-geri?

by readyforthemoon55 February 16, 2020


Chiara Cali

HORRIBLE PERSON LIKE SHE KILLS U- SHES A DEVIL BE AWAR

sister: AKKKKKK CHIARA DONT KILL ME PLEASEEE
chiara: hEHehEhE IM CHIARA CALI IM KILLING U
sister: *dead*

by mrs barney January 10, 2022


Cali Cream

Getting cummed in on a beach and pushing it out onto the sand like it’s seagull shit🏝

Damn! Did you just step in some Cali Cream?

by commiemommieeee March 21, 2021