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Calvining is an act that is indescribable, due to the act being considered too vulgar, intense, preposterous, and on occasion erotic.
“Hey, do you mind if I crash at your place for a bit? My parents kicked me out after they caught me calvining.”
A simile to "wet willy" - A wet Calvin is when a loving, caring, tender woman pours alcohol in one's year to establish final commitment and the next phase of their relationship. This is usually done after the loving, caring, tender woman opens her heart up and the "Calvin" didn't hear so this is how you clean the ears of soul connection and open the brick wall barricaded heart so he can love again.
"I told him the reason why I didn't want his potential children down my esophagus right away was because I wanted to be sure that what I was feeling wasn't based on sexual intimacy... but then when I told him, he just fell asleep and didn't hear me so i gave him a wet Calvin"
Calvin Thomas is a 6’8 240 pound power forward from Virginia Beach, Virginia and plays college basketball at Wilmington University. Calvin also is an amazing fisher.
Look there go Calvin Thomas on the court playing basketball.
Do you know that calvin Hawkins over there I heard he’s a poor operator
I don’t know who the fuck is he
Calvin lowe is a female dog (bitch) who only cares for himself and his feelings. He’s a guy who leads you on and tell you when it’s too late.
Her: that’s a Calvin lowe right there
Her: fuck him Calvin lowe girl 😂