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Proof that Disney needs to feed on children's souls to survive.
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Boss: "You've really turned it up a notch in the last six months. At this rate, you could be a managing director in 10 years. What happened?"
Stu: "Honestly, ever since I went to computer camp for 10 days last October, everything in my life has been so much better."
Boss: "Computer camp, eh? I didn't realize that we had that sort of training in our budget. I'll have to let HR know that it's money well spent."
Stu: "Uh, yeah."
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When you're eating out a girl with a bush and fall asleep in the bush
dude i was camping in the woods with lauren casparion last night.
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an old piece of shit that has a lot of money because he convinced people that he knows when the world is going to end. he has been wrong on all predictions, and there are more to come in the future.
Hey, i wonder when Harold Camping is going to give up on predicting the end of the world. Fourth times a charm?
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The best place on earth. Full of hot counselors, crazy overnights. And just so much fun. I have never known anyone who didn't LOVE it.
You: Yooo what are you doing this summer?
Me: Going to Camp Mason..
You: Oh word, I wish I was cool enough to go there
Me: Yeah, sorry dude.
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A term used by Marine Grunts to refer to Al-Asad Air Base, Iraq. The Air base located in an extremely remote area of Al-Anbar Province where POG's of every service stay in air conditioned trailers, eat steak and lobster regularly, shower regularly, it has a swimming pool, movie theater, subway, burger king, pizza hut, massage parlor, salon, PX, and bus service.
Army POG-"hey marines how about you put on some clean cammies and shower before you come into the chow hall"
Salty Marine Grunt-"oh, we were actually just wondering where the "camp cupcake" ferris wheel is"
Army POG-"im a Sergeant First Class so how about you show some respect"
Salty Marine Grunt-"well Sergeant First Class, we are actually the ones fighting the war here...so "tactfully" go fuck yourself!"
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Another word or phrase for training camp. From what I know, it's normally football. During mini camp the coaches condition you and many other things. Mini camp is very different from practice.
You:Fuck man, I'm so sore from mini camp. I don't know how I'll survive tomorrow.
Friend:I know, you got to stick with it. Practice and games'll be the reward.
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