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Good Charlotte

a talent-less poser band that tries to make everyone think they are punk when they are definitely not.

anyone who thinks they are punk has no clue what punk is and should probably shut up and finish they're homework (fucking teenyboppers). this band has no talent and plays nothing but formulaic cliche poptard music.

the average age group of listeners is 14. anyone older than that who likes good charlotte is just a dumb-fuck preppy who is too stupid to find real music to listen to.

Good Charlotte is NOT punk.

Good Charlotte is listened to by 14 year-old teenybopper little boys.

Good Charlotte, along with Avril Lavigne, have tarnished the punk image with their conformist pop retardations.

by CurvedMirror July 20, 2008

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Good Charlotte

The Gayest Fucking band in existence. headed by a castrated White guy who thinks he's black.

Person 1: WHOO HOO! GOOD CHARLOTTE ROCKS!
Person 2: (beats the holy fuck out of guy 1)

by AlbertG June 14, 2005

87๐Ÿ‘ 34๐Ÿ‘Ž


good charlotte

haha calling this band punk is like calling eminem a rock artist. this is pop at its worst. this is sacrilege to the punk genre to groups like black flag, dead kennedys this must be a slap in the face to those bands. gc is just a shame for music in general. listen to someone with real talent like opeth, porcupine tree, dream theater,buckethead, among countless others who are obviously more talented that these two chord "punk" group

poser kid: i love good charlotte
me: *kills violently*

is that a good example for ya, hate on me all you want gc retards

by rupturedinsides June 14, 2005

150๐Ÿ‘ 64๐Ÿ‘Ž


good charlotte

A pop rock band. Good Charlotte is NOT punk rock. They tend to contradict the ideals of the punk movement, actually, and have spawned a fanbase of teenagers who consider themselves 'different' and 'rebellious'.

This band sucks, and none of the members are hot or good-looking. They look like the majority of other pop rock bands out there.

Poseur #1: After I'm done cutting myself, want to go to Hot Topic and buy the new Good Charlotte t-shirt!?

Poseur #2: Sure!

by Rabbit Von Haspenfucker May 26, 2005

101๐Ÿ‘ 41๐Ÿ‘Ž


good charlotte

a poser-punk band that tries to be emo but in reality, just sucks. they dress punk but then their music sounds like a darker version of the backstreet boys. if you would like to hear more about this band, head over to hot topic and ask all the preppy chicks, im sure they have a lot to say.

interested person: what do you know about the band good charlotte?
preppy chick: OMG THE SINGER IS SO HOT AND THEY ARE HECKA PUNK SO I WEAR CONVERSE NOW CUZ IM HECKA PUNK!! OMG!!!
(interested person runs away in fear)

by Lynny July 21, 2005

1944๐Ÿ‘ 1003๐Ÿ‘Ž


Good Charlotte

A once awesome band that got a lot of MD high school kids through some tough times only to sell their souls to the MTV devil, thus destroying the hope they had given to so many loyal fans. Now adored by hundreds of 12 year old girls who get insanely pissy whenever someone accuses GC of selling out and yet have never heard their first album and have no idea what the band used to be.

On the east coast we ride until the day we die...dirty liars.

by NJM May 31, 2005

94๐Ÿ‘ 41๐Ÿ‘Ž


good charlotte

Quite possibly the worst band of all time. The genre of this band is "Poser-Punk". They pretend to be punk in many different ways, such as spiking their hair to ridiculous and unnecessary heights. This band was made famous by a network known as MTV (better known as Moron Television). This band lacks something known as talent, which is usually a very important factor to a successful band, which Good Charlotte is light years away from. The singer as a very annoying, whinny, bitchy voice which makes me want to bang my head against my window over and over until the glass shatters. The guitarist is restricted as a background sound, and all the guitarist does is play a bunch of random 3 note power chords. The bass player...do they even have a bass player? I can't hear it because the power chords are so fucking loud. The drummer is off beat, he might as well grab a branch off of a tree and bang it on his head, it would most likely make the same sound as his drumming. It is painfully obvious that the main goals for the members of Good Charlotte are two things: Money and chicks. No, they don't care about making beautiful music, they just figured that if they pretend to play, and think of lame emo lyrics such as "HOOOLD ONN IFF YOUU FEEEL LIKE LETTING GO", the chicks will love them. Unfortunately, this has became true, they are loved by many preps. MTV basically played this band on their station to brainwash all the preps into listening to bad music. Oh well, there's nothing we can do.

Prep: The song "Hold on" saved my life!!@!!@!"

Someone who isn't an idiot: "Yeah, too bad it's ending ANYWAY!!"
*shoots the prep*

by Robo Robot June 6, 2005

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