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CBS Visionary - Cheap Bastard Solution

Paklinian advisors that have self –indulged titles such as “Visionary” and “Expert” that suggest technology solutions because they are cheap to gullible businesses.

“Marshall left a lethargic legacy as a CBS Visionary - Cheap Bastard Solutions in his last position as CTO

by Ms. Cunning Runt July 20, 2011

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You can’t eat cheap and poop fancy

You can’t expect something awesome from zero effort

Deanne didn’t get the job at Marchesa , she was on time but she was wearing crocs

“What do you expect De, you can’t eat cheap and poop fancy “ - Shannon

DeAnne - *moons everyone tearfully*

by OhmygodShannonDawn August 15, 2021

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All over the place like a cheap biscuit mix

A saying originating in New Zealand.
You would say it when someone or something is disorganized.
It references how cheap biscuit (Cookie) mixes can be messy and difficult to use.

Situation1:

Person1: "Josh forgot to bring his laptop again!"

Person2: "He's all over the place like a cheap biscuit mix"

Situation2:

Person1: "This office is all over the place like a cheap biscuit mix!"

by NBA Spinna August 16, 2021


all over you like a cheap suit

Ya

Bob: "Man, I was all over you like a cheap suit last night."
George: "Ya"

by goatzrcool November 14, 2013

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Stephanesian Cheap Date

The bewildering and paradoxical experience when your fetching date impresses you with his/her sophisticated choice and knowledge of one thing, but then astounds you with a diametrically opposite lack of taste and knowledge in something else - often related to first.

Jennifer: "Hey Gerrard, how was that date you went on last night?"
Gerrard: "Urgh...it was the ultimate Stephanesian Cheap Date. She knew the difference between Argentine and French Malbec, but wanted it with Big Mac from the drive-through!"

by Tangerine Peel August 26, 2018


Cheap fart

Vague smelling fart, giving no effort.

It smells like a cheap fart up in here.

by Brittney Morgan January 23, 2021


cheap spin

A person who invites you to a casino without money or vehicle.
Someone who is always asking for money to go to the casino.

I can't believe Andrew invited me to the casino without any money . He even asked me for a ride and a couple of dollars to play with. He is nothing but a cheap spin.

by Dessert Cock March 10, 2022