Paklinian advisors that have self –indulged titles such as “Visionary” and “Expert” that suggest technology solutions because they are cheap to gullible businesses.
“Marshall left a lethargic legacy as a CBS Visionary - Cheap Bastard Solutions in his last position as CTO”
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You can’t expect something awesome from zero effort
Deanne didn’t get the job at Marchesa , she was on time but she was wearing crocs
“What do you expect De, you can’t eat cheap and poop fancy “ - Shannon
DeAnne - *moons everyone tearfully*
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A saying originating in New Zealand.
You would say it when someone or something is disorganized.
It references how cheap biscuit (Cookie) mixes can be messy and difficult to use.
Situation1:
Person1: "Josh forgot to bring his laptop again!"
Person2: "He's all over the place like a cheap biscuit mix"
Situation2:
Person1: "This office is all over the place like a cheap biscuit mix!"
Bob: "Man, I was all over you like a cheap suit last night."
George: "Ya"
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The bewildering and paradoxical experience when your fetching date impresses you with his/her sophisticated choice and knowledge of one thing, but then astounds you with a diametrically opposite lack of taste and knowledge in something else - often related to first.
Jennifer: "Hey Gerrard, how was that date you went on last night?"
Gerrard: "Urgh...it was the ultimate Stephanesian Cheap Date. She knew the difference between Argentine and French Malbec, but wanted it with Big Mac from the drive-through!"
Vague smelling fart, giving no effort.
It smells like a cheap fart up in here.
A person who invites you to a casino without money or vehicle.
Someone who is always asking for money to go to the casino.
I can't believe Andrew invited me to the casino without any money . He even asked me for a ride and a couple of dollars to play with. He is nothing but a cheap spin.