Chimped

Ghosting someone for 17 days because you're taking a quick shower.

Heading to my mates place for a summer time BBQ, but I chimped them and it's now september

Chimp Dunker

The act of inserting a banana into the asshole of a girl in order to make her pussy feel tighter

“I stepped up my game last night, gave her the ol’ Chimp Dunker”
“What did you do with the banana after?”