The local legend Chris Leon is know by many names. His Neanderthal friends call him Jesus because of his height and burly beard. He keeps a close group of friends but will them them to simp over women older than him. He falls in love to fast but is a very good person at heart. He will kick your ass in team based objective games but struggles in RPGs. He is very knowledgeable in meme culture.
"Oh! That's Christopher Leon, he's that cool redditor."-Said No-one ever.
So, here's what you do.
Step 1: get 40 dudes to Jizz in a kitty pool to fill it up.
Step 2: Get some chick to participate
Step 3: Blindfold said Chick
Step 4: Write "america" on a tennis ball and put it in the kitty pool.
Step 5: put the chick in the pool and have her find the tennis ball, like Christopher Colombus did. XD
Bro, last night I got some bros and we had a chick do The Christopher Colombus... It... was.... RAWSOME!!!!!!
An unattractive indian male that has been surviving with a difficult disease known as dehli belly. He obtained this disese by eating street meat in Indian(poor ghetto). He has also known as a person that usually cheats and gets in gang fights over chicken and french fries.
"I am screwed on this test, I think I'm gonna cheat".
"No, don't pull a Christopher Sundarum"
the most dad like creature you will ever find. if you are trying to locate one just watch out for the guy with the dad sunglasses and an awful snapback tan line. if you call out โdad?โ he will come out of hiding.
Wow! Look at that guy walking into the ocean, omg is that the christopher markert!?
um wow alex got doxxed he lives in canada
NO HES JUST A FUCKING CHRISTOPHER KNIGHT
SCOOTER SQUAD
Okay A Christopher Coleman Is Tipically A Handsome Guy. He Is Usually Funny. Almost Always Smart But Can Have Their Fair Share Of Dumb Moments. Normally Tall Or Semi Tall. Serious About Relationships. Thinks About A Future With Who They Are With At The Time. Loves To Say They Are Ugly When They Really Aren't. Talks Alot Unless They Are Thinking About Something Or Someone Or Doing Something.
Christopher Coleman I Love You Forever And Always
4๐ 1๐
Usually, a tall blue eyed handsome young man. He loves to treat females with respect. He is one of those guys, who is in the background. He loves to make sure they're happy. He has a great smile, loves to hang out cuddle and just watch movies. Loves to make sure she is smiling at all times.
He loves one girl & most compatible with: Demii.
"Hey, Demii who is that boy you are so happy with"
"Oh, he is just my Christopher Faulisi"
"I Love him"
Loving
4๐ 1๐