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Cold Jeffrey

The act of putting ice in your mouth and then giving your partner a blowjob.

Last night after the football game I gave John a Cold Jeffrey.

by Wilma Snow June 23, 2007

9๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ill of the cold

Very pretentious and twatty way of sayin "I'm not well"

OR
Very pretentious and twatty way of expressing displeasure at wintery weather.

"Oh dear, I'm feeling ill of the cold"
OR
"I am ill of the cold outside"

by Phil McAvity 1234567 February 25, 2013

9๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cold Steele

A no life nerd who spends 23 hours of his day RuneCrafting on RuneScape and 30 minutes sleeping. He claims to be a big time football player but how can you be when you consintly are "breaking ur bones" (not true) and giving that reason on why your on RuneScape 24/7. He never talks to his friends unless they have a high rank in something.

timmy: Hey dude, did you pull a cold steele yesterday? john: yeah dude, i sat at my comp til my eyes dried out from runecrafting for 5 days then my friend i knew for 3 years tried talking to me and i turned my private chat off! :D i feel so e-cool.

by phillyfann September 9, 2009

16๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


cold case

A show on CBS where a criminal investigation re-ignites because of some new lead or perhaps by request (A cold case). The show then goes like this:

1. The crew of investigators find the person that looks most suspicious, and come up to them with arms crossed, circling them in the "we know what you did" kind of way and insinuate that they are murdering bastards, at which point suspicious person dumps suspicion onto another person, presenting a motive or scenario that makes you say "oh, I get it, it's that other dude". Repeat 14 times until they find the real criminal, episode ends.

"So, Shady McStabbinsworth, we hear you were angry after getting beat in that tennis match."

"Not as much as the Team Captain, girl who beat me stole her boyfriend and was an expert in whatever thing was used to murder the victim."

"Oh, we'll go talk to them."

- Cold Case

by Blargh56q65257 August 14, 2006

45๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


cold water

Bad news; news that's mean, harsh and difficult to take.

"But hold your nose cuz here goes the cold water,
these hoes don't want him no more, he's cold product."
-Eminem, Lose Yourself

by Nav December 13, 2004

25๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


cold case

(n.) A crime investigation that has been put on hold until new information comes forth.

I decided to stop killing women and all the crimes became cold cases because I can hold in information and no-one blabs ahahahahahahahahha I am a serial killer and uncaptured.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 18, 2004

69๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


cold and steady

Phrase made popular by "Pinky" from the movie "Friday After Next"...reponse to someone asking you, "How's it going?" or "What's up?" Synonymous with fine, it's all gravy, chillin', etc.

Player #1: Shamel, what's good with you dog? What's happenin'?
Player #2: Deonte, it's all the same over here...everything's cold and steady, nigga.

by Russ D November 14, 2005

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