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CMU’s girls should be known for their trashy-ness, showing up to parties in either dresses or bras, and every basic bitch wears big ass hoop earrings.
“Damn that bitch’s earrings”
“Colorado Mesa University girls have diseases”
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The act of fixing a car by basically pointing it in a direction and driving it as far as possible in one sitting. This is meant to stretch the legs of the car, and honestly if something is going to break it's going to be during a 500 mile road trip.
My check engine light came on so I decided to give it a Colorado Tune up and drove it 500 miles straight and it went off.
My car was in a bad way so I gave it a Colorado tune up and ended up stranded on the side on I-70.
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some reference to Coors, from a stupid country song probably from the 1970s... the song says its from 2002 - i think it lies. i've never heard it anywhere else... anywhere else. except for here. why is it here?
foreigner, probably from texas: hey, ya'll got some colorado kool-aid, that sets you on fire and makes your kidneys scream?
coloradoan: <blank stare> go back to texas.
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marijuana with an abnormally large concentration of thc of the active ingredient thc. aka "the dankness"
"hey charlie, do you want to go hang out with my friend from colorado after class?"
"i don't know, justin, is he chill?"
"he's the chill-illest."
"oh hell yeah!"
translation:
"hey charlie, do you want to smoke some of my marijuana after class?"
"Sure is it good?"
"it's the dankness, yo"
"oh hell yeah!"
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A female indigenous to the state of Colorado with a tight, tanned body from hiking, yoga, being out doors and sadly have the worst case of butter face. They are the majority of the population and all to common in areas of Boulder, Denver, and Fort Collins, CO.
CBF has been shown to be both a genetic expressed in Colorado, and an imported trait found in college age women and up.
The short phrasing of the situation goes as such:
'The CBF in this PRE are DTF' ... or 'The Colorado Butter Face in this Pussy Rich Environment are Down To Fuck' ....
'Look at the ass on the girl! Let's see what her face loo..... awwwwwwwwww :( ... she's got the CBF - Colorado Butter Face.
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When your fucking a girl from behind and you lose wood because of whiskey dick so you continue to try to ram your soft penis in her. Making it seem like you are some kind of battering ram.
"I was banging Suzie and I lost my wood so I just gave her the northern colorado battering ram until I got tired"
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Fort Collins is a big mistake. the population is either "normal' people, idoits, Druggies. or just compleate assholes. The "A" on the foothills stands for Aggies with was the name for csu stundents.But of course the big A on the mountain looks idotic and dumb. From my point of view Fort collins is a waste or time, with too much drama for students. but Old Town is were the fun is.
hey lets go to Fort Collins Colorado.
ew, why?
I ment Old Town For Collins.
Oh, well then, LETS GO!
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