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Colton is the best go to partner to have. Colton’s have the biggest most loving hearts you could ever ask for. Colton is the best at keeping you warm at night and making sure the cover is covering you. If you ever find yourself a Colton, love every living moment you have with him because I can promise you it will be the most utterly amazing life you will ever have.
Girl: Colton has never given me a stare where I don’t feel warm inside.
Boy: I’m glad he treats you so well.
What life is like with only 2 brain cells
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Colton is a quiet kid who is very quiet until you get to know him he’s most likely to shoot up w school and makes up excuses to go and watch birds he can be thoughtful tho and will do things for you even if you are a douche to him colton is a good friend to have and don’t let him go
Kid 1: wow that’s a cool bird
Colton: I have been studying that and it’s a diffrent breed of a robin!
eats out tiny dogs named rocky!
hey looks its a colton! he ate out my dog last night!
Colton is nice and sarcastic person. He'll help me when I need help then he'll poke fun at me for needing help. He seems really mean on the outside but He's actually a really good friend on the inside. He is one of the most loyal people you'll meet and he's also one of the most funny people you'll meet. Everyone else seems to hate him but if you can look past the judgement he's an amazing friend to have.
Friend 1: hey you see that kid over there. He's super weird I can't believe you hang out with him"
Me: "yeah that's my best friend Colton"
Colton has a very long shlong and is usually on the sex offender registry
Colton rearranged my guts
Colton has a very long shlong and is usually on the sex offender registry
Colton’s shlong rearranged my guts