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"You can struggle for hours to get bearably comfortable --- i.e., warm enough, free of aches, etc. --- but then just as soon as you actually DO succeed in getting comfortably 'settled in' at long last, something unavoidable will come up dat will force you to relinquish said comfy position to go and tackle some disagreeable physical activity which will cause you to get chilly again, experience more bodily pain, etc."
Two "sister" examples of Murphy's Law of Getting Comfortable would be "Murphy's Law of Falling Asleep" (i.e., you can struggle for half the night or more to fall asleep, but then immediately after you finally drift off, someone or something comes along to wake you up again) and "Murphy's Law of Personal Comfort" (i.e., however comfortable you become will be in direct inverse proportion to da comfort of others in your vicinity; for example, da nearer you sit to a heater/air-conditioning duct, da more you will block da flow of said "moderated" air, and so while YOU YOURSELF may indeed feel more-tolerably warmer/cooler, EVERYONE ELSE in da room will feel even more uncomfortable than you would have if you'd sat a more-reasonable distance from said climate-control orifice. Or if you recline your seat on a public-transportation vehicle, said tilted-backwards back-rest will encroach on da extremely-limited "personal space" in front of da passenger seated behind you).
When you are too tired or upset or distracted to sleep without having a wank first.
I was so stressed out last night at bed time I had to use my Comfort Wanket to fall asleep.
When someone, usually a hipster at a food truck or a barista changes their greeting to one that they think sounds more culturally relative to the customer.
White guy steps up to the counter
White Server: "Hello sir how can I help you?"
Black guy steps up.
White Server: "Whassup man"
Black guy: "Don't culture comfort me, treat me with the respect and dignity I deserve"
If your crush says this to you when you ask her out she dose not like and is loveless
(You) “Hey I like you wanna date?”
(Crush) “Im not comfortable”
A specific scene from a movie or tv show that brings you comfort. whenever you feel down, this scene brings a smile to your face and makes you happy <3
this is my comfort scene, it makes me so happy
either you comfort your relationship partner or you just look at art of your fictional couple (like mine's pico and bf) OR just ask the person you are intrested in they wanna date
"Hey man, it's comfort couple wednesday, you know what that means"
"Derek, I love you."
"uhhh, what?"
Corporate slang for you need a sh*t
Damn, last night’s pizza didn’t go down very well, hey boss I’m going on a comfort break!