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A monotonous, uninspiring conversation in the style typically had by two elderly women pulling granny trolleys along a cul-de-sac in Weston-Supermare on an overcast day.
I can't go on another date again, he has no personality and we just end up having "Nan conversation":
Vera: Hello there, dear. How are you today?
Nora: Oh, I'm doing alright, I suppose. Just feeling a bit tired today.
Vera: I know what you mean. I woke up with a headache this morning.
Nora: Oh no, that's not good. Have you tried taking anything for it?
Vera: Yes, I took some aspirin. It seems to be helping a bit.
Nora: That's good. I hate when I have a headache. It can really ruin your day.
Vera: Indeed it can. So, have you been up to anything interesting lately?
Nora: No, not really. Just been knitting and reading mostly. What about you?
Vera: Same here. I've been reading some romance novels lately.
Nora: Oh, I used to love those when I was younger. I don't have the patience for them anymore.
When one speaker takes over the conversation to make it about them and their experiences. Their experiences are always more sad, happy, exciting, or depressing, depending on the subject at hand.
Have you ever had to talk with Sheila? It always turns into a oneopulized conversation, she never listens.
When having a conversation with someone and they feel like they have to continually one up you about things you are conversing about.
You: Hey you'll never guess what happened today! I won a free burrito at the school fair!
Them: Oh really that's awesome! Well I ran into my friend who's parents own a five star restaurant and I got a $50 meal for free.
You: Yishh this isn't a conversation olympics
You: Hey check out these cute shoes I got on sale!
Them: Oh cute! I just got a pair too. They are *insert expensive, flashy designer*
You: I wasn't trying to have a conversation olympics, I just thought you would like my new shoes...
A conversational pipebomb is when someone (usually the guy only kept around out of pity) destroys all momentum of a social interaction with a single phrase or opinion typically awkward, offensive, or ignorant. This usually results in:
1. everybody in the group becoming angry and the once civil conversation devolving into an argument
2. total silence occasionally interrupted with a half hearted attempt at a joke or topic (which is always shot down)
3.everybody leaving
John: Did you guys hear about that shooting recently?
Dave: The one down in Texas?
Steve: YEAH! Really fucked up stuff!
Hunter: Yeah, for sure but I mean those kids were kinda asking for it.
Steve:..... That's a conversational pipebomb if I've ever heard one
A way of describing how you proceeded to get a person to leave with you from the night club. In it's simplest way the method involves smooth talking (conversation) and the involvement of Hennessy (high end cognac).
Nate Dog famous line in Eminems song "Shake That":
"... I met a bad b*tch last night in the D
Let me tell you how I made her leave with me
Conversation and Hennessy"
guy: "How did you get her to leave with you?"
me: "Conversation and Hennessy"
A conversation that contributes nothing to anyone at all. Usually while drunk or high but sometimes just with friends.
Everyone has sat in their friend's backyard at 2:00am at one point, having a shit conversation about something stupid.
When you start with a random word or topic and you keep on adding more topics till you get to about 6-50(infinite) topics and when your done with the topics you go over every topic you were talking about.
Guy 1: bro, let’s start a stupid conversation
Guy 2: what’s a stupid conversation?
Guy 1: search it up on urban dictionary.
Guy 2: *searches up* yes let’s do that!