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A has-been comedian turned bad actor who makes jokes that only idiots with single-digit I.Q's would think are even remotely funny.
Tommy: Hey Sean, there's Dane Cook.
Sean: Yeah he's such a douche. He should do another dreadful movie with Jessica Alba or Jessica Simpson.
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Also known as Cooks Source Magazine, a Magazine from New England, which is full of thieves, crooks, and liars. An organization comparable with death, Nazis, and poop.
In anger, people started to revolt to protect what was rightfully theirs. After all, Cooks Source was the center of all evil. And as people started using Cook Source as a term in conversation, new phrase had been born.
To use the term, simply state something terrible and blame it on Cooks Source, chances are it actually was their fault in the first place.
Cooks Source blocked the adoption of the metric system.
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Person 1 : I got Fatboy Slim's autograph on the weekend
Person 2 : Cool, lets see it!
Person 1 : There you go 'Norman Cook'
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To google two or more food ingredients on a searchbot and look for results to make recipes.
A related word to Google cooking is 'fridge Googling': search Google for sites that have recipes for whatever you have in that fridge of yours and prepare meals from the search-sites' results.
Also, 'madmomming' is for bored moms who now can modify their recipes searching food-fanatics' sites like epicurious.com in order to make new ones (the same as gamemodders, these moms are called 'madmommers').
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When a phrase, song, object, or just thing in general gets so overused that its not funny and/or cool anymore. Although it seems wicked sweet at first you soon realize everyone else who you have tagged as douche bags are saying the same things as you except poorly. Dane cook is a great comedian, i dont need the fat chick in the grade yelling his jokes in my face at lunch when im just trying to eat my god damn chicken patty.
1) -Yo man are you going to watch Summer Heights High later?
-Nah bro that shit got dane cooked.
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All the work that is done requiring the use of a lot more words than usually needed.
«I had no idea what that question was about, so I succeeded in not making a fool of myself by doing some university cooking».
«The teacher asked for a 16-page study. After my normal work, I was up to 8, but after adding some university cooking, it reached a mere 15 pages.»
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The act of using someone else's joke as your own, and making the previously funny joke, not funny.
Man1: Guess what?
Man2: What?
Man1: CHICKEN BUTT
Man2:Guess what?
Man3:What?
Man2:CHICKEN BUTT
Man1:What the fuck? Stop Dane-Cooking me.
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