Person 1: Brett Cooper is the only hope for gen z
Person 2: Fr
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v. and n. -When you hook-up with a girl , but never speak to her again, ever provide closure in the "relationship", and avoid her at all costs.
Dude, that guy is a dick, he cooper bombed that girl and she was crying like crazy the next day.
My friend can't get any girls anymore because he cooper bombed the last one he dated and now he has a bad reputation as a douch.
Ryan Cooper cooper bombs all the girls because he is a pimp.
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Shock rocker. Inspired Manson. Is so badass Chuck Norris checks his closet for him.
The boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris, but Chuck Norris checks his closet for Alice Cooper.
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A stupid idiot that says stupid idiot things.
You know who you are when you are a Cooper Jennings....a stupid idiot.
Person A: Isn't a quinceaΓ±era a jewish holiday?
Person B: Are you a stupid idiot?
Person C: He's definitly a Cooper Jennings
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Possibly the first noticeable side-effect of attending the cooper union. Like beer goggles, cooper goggles impair your sense of judgement especially in dealing with the attractiveness of a potential mate.
"well now that i've got my cooper goggles on, the world seems infinitely more attractive"
"before cooper i would have never even dared to touch someone that ugly. yesterday i fucked him."
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The power couple. Some say their love is destined for movie screens, best selling novels, and beyond. Cutest couple and perfect for each other. Best friends and so compatible.
"Who are they?"
"Oh that's Cooper and Sarah!"
"They look so happy together"
"They are!"
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a male with an inverted micro penis, usually a microscope is needed to see it
he had a cooper wilke, his penis was so small!
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