I invented this. It means what you think it means. Its a COOTER SMACKER
Me in Warzone: YOOO That kids a fuckin Cooter Smacker
a vagina that is so crusty and dry that it is left in loaf form
"Damn Jess, if you needed to borrow the Crisco to moisten your cooter loaf why didn't you just ask"
A cutting board loaded with cold cuts, cheese and crackers for your friends to snack on at a party or get together at your house, not some uptown apartment. A cooter board is the correct way to say Charcuterie board without sounding like a superdouche to your close friends and family.
I made a badass cooter board with some shit from Aldi!
short dresses or tight dresses or long shirts worn as dresses that creep up on the cooter slowly as the person walks or dances.
Did you see that girl that was in that cooter creeper dress.
That halloween costume I tried on the other day was a cooter creeper so I did not buy it.
That dress you wore last night sure was a cooter creeper. Saw way more than I wanted too.
1. How football fans in Tennessee say quarterback.
2. Peyton Manning.
That there boy's a good cooter back! He got's a purty mouth.
Ye who has obtained that hairiest cooch this side of the Mississippi
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A more fun of saying douche bag. A form of cleaning twat.
That guy is such a cooter cleaner.
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