Someone who is such a good friend they plug you up when you need too, but also let you explode when it's time to have fun.
Colleen is always there for me, she's my cork best friend.
Get a vasectomy; prevent semen production
Jerry’s wife made him cork the fork to prevent more kids.
When an individual starts stuttering and fails to provide sufficient information during an argument or a discussion.
Kaka started J-Corking after being asked what car was her favorite.
When eye piece tensions run too high and sexual tendencies become abundant. Corks rain down from the metaforical and the caps spring into action. When the bells ring and sing Mason lullabies the woman cant resist a serton type of man.
"When Aubrey is trolling the cocks are always raining, The Cork Popper Of Earl is working."
When you take a fat girthy solid shit. Immediately after the solid shit, liquid explosive diarrhea comes out. Resembling popping the cork on a bottle of champagne, except with ones anus and fecal matter.
Be careful! I just released The Cork in that bathroom, the toilet bowl is a mess now!
How soon until the Cork-Nut Gang starts World War III?
An insult used to describe someone who smells like a nasty ass popcorn flavor or someone who stinks or someone who’s attitude stinks
“SHUT UP YOU KETTLE CORK”
“She was Kettle Corking up the whole room”