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When a girl is riding a man during sex and proceeds to spin in a circle while the mans dick is in her vagina. When the man ejaculates he throws the girl off of him like a cork is popped out of a bottle so he doesn’t get her pregnant
My girl and I wanted to try something different this time without getting too kinky so she pulled a Kansas City Cork Pop on me.
When a girl lifts a mans dick up, with her ass.
Woman : You've had a hand job or two, right?
Man : Yes I have.
Woman : Do you want another?
Man : No Thanks. But I'll take a Cork Lift.
Woman : Do they really feel good?
Man : YES! It makes me so horny.
When eye piece tensions run too high and sexual tendencies become abundant. Corks rain down from the metaforical and the caps spring into action. When the bells ring and sing Mason lullabies the woman cant resist a serton type of man.
"When Aubrey is trolling the cocks are always raining, The Cork Popper Of Earl is working."
How soon until the Cork-Nut Gang starts World War III?
An insult used to describe someone who smells like a nasty ass popcorn flavor or someone who stinks or someone who’s attitude stinks
“SHUT UP YOU KETTLE CORK”
“She was Kettle Corking up the whole room”
when the government messes up your speech to try to denigrate you, discredit your testimony, or take you to jail.
The cerebrum cork hurt Rick Perry in the polls, minorities in court, and made people that are sober be caught for DUI.
When you take a fat girthy solid shit. Immediately after the solid shit, liquid explosive diarrhea comes out. Resembling popping the cork on a bottle of champagne, except with ones anus and fecal matter.
Be careful! I just released The Cork in that bathroom, the toilet bowl is a mess now!