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bump cotton

Effect felt when a strong urge to take a dump takes hold, to the point of partially protruding outward and "bumping" the cotton of common underwear.

I had to pinch one at work, but since I didn't want to build a nest I had to bump cotton all the way home.

by Raunchy Redneck February 23, 2017


finger cotton

Finger Cotton is when you're with a girl and all she will let you do is is play with it on the outside of her panties or jeans..

Hey did you go out with lisa lastnight?
Yea we went to the movies.
Did she give you any ass?
Nah all she let me do was get a little finger cotton.

by 8inchesSoft April 22, 2016


COTTON FIRE

When you smoke too much weed , and your mouth is so dry, you have no spit for Anal lube... But you both decide to do it any way.

How much weed did you smoke if you want anal I'm not down for a COTTON FIRE....Get the lube

by Sick Em D August 24, 2022


blue cotton

White Trash
Bogan
Redneck

"Mate, you hear about Billy?"
"Fuck yeah I did"
"He's such fuckin' blue cotton"
"Oath"

by don'tyouhavehomeworkorsomethin February 10, 2019


Pokin' cotton

When you have take a crap so bad it starts commin' out before you make it to the toilet/water closet and you can feel the turd pushin' against your underwear.

Man I gotta shit so bad I'm already pokin' cotton.

by T. Erdelyi May 29, 2007


Cotton monster

when your covered in so much cum you become all white....And become...........A cotton monster

Damn babe i made you into a cotton monster

by Jas M. December 17, 2017


cotton brothers

cocaine, heroin and morphine are the three cotton brothers. They are labelled this because the user will need some cotton to filter the drug before shooting.

If your slamming with the cotton brothers, life is only getting worse. A long road to addiction.

by Enter Samman- never never-land March 25, 2013