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puerto rican credit card

A handgun. As seen on the 7th episode of Drawn Together's third season. Used by Captain Hero to intimidate mystery-solving musician Foxxy Love.

"Oh my god! Het gots a puerto rican credit card!"

by Lench Mob December 12, 2006


Dirty Credit Card Swipe

The act of swiping one's hand through their own asscrack, and smelling it afterwards.

Steve was caught performing the Dirty Credit Card Swipe by his roommate Sean. When confronted about the act, he smelled his hand again.

by Tomato Head Ed October 20, 2006


producer credit in smurf porn

a girl that is responsible for a lotta blueballs. either a lot of times with the same person or a lotta dudes trading stories can figure out she has a knack for turning you way on an not finishing you off...

playboy: last night that girl from next door came over and gave me a bj...and midway thru she started saying it was wrong and she couldnt do it and started cryin and she ran out of the room and left me with a boner the size of africa. madagascar inclusive. i think she wants a commitment

jamie fuxx: no what i think is she probably has producer credit in smurf porn

by ed the Word September 14, 2009


credit card chopper

An expensive custom motorcycle built by a custom cycle shop, usually purchased by a wealthy individual.

Now that it's warmer, you won't see Greg drivin' his Escalade, he'll be on his credit card chopper.

by Vinny Trace May 12, 2008


Pussy Credit Score

The % amount of orgasms you have given others over the amount of orgasms you've had with a cap of 850.

"My pussy credit score is 680."

by pussycreditscore✨ November 24, 2020


Crystal River Credit Card

Anything used to break into a home, vehicle, or business. ussualy a pair of bolt cutters, a slim jim, brick, or screwdriver.

The bike I wanted was chained to a post, good thing I brought my Crystal River Credit Card because now the bike is mine.

by blacksheeep September 02, 2010


puerto rican credit card

A knife that puerto ricans use to obtain money, goods and services.

Jose didn't get his welfare check yet, how did he pay for that beer? He used his puerto rican credit card.

by Tom Horsfield July 11, 2006