Another name for a tampon; feminine product.
"Can you spare a crotch cork and a gallon of ice cream? It's that time of the month!"
A term to describe someone's embarrassingly small penis and claim that it is massive. - First described by @_james_3005. 2017
Chelsea "He has a massive penis, Chantelle told me yesterday after she slept with him"
Bradley "What? That lying bitch, she told me he had a crotch thumb!!"
When one's pubes grow out a couple of days after shaving. This results in them attaching to everything they come into contact with.
Susan knew she had a serious case of Velcro Crotch when she looked down to see Richard's beard attached to her nether regions.
The act of swinging one's fist into another's crotch for the sake of comedy or business purposes.
I had to crotch-knock three people to get into the porto-potty.
Michael was riding his bike and heard Rupert's car pull along side him and yell "move it you dancing crotch"
Slang for a queef. Short expulsion of trapped air in ones vagina.
She was really amazing in bed, however, I was really put off by the cacophony of crotch thunder towards the end.
A person who has a way with words who can get anyone to have sex with them.
OMG Becky! you got caught by that Crotch Whisperer. He got you in the sack by buying you one drink!