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The use of your cock during a vacation on a cruise
"I met a girl on the cruise this week. She got the cruise cock!"
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The act of hitting your snooze alarm so many times that it no longer functions, ultimately causing you to oversleep.
Gary was so tired from workin' that ho all night, that he took a snooze cruise and showed up 3 hours late for work still stinkin'.
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another name for a swinger party
Margarito was a regular at his town cruise ships when a woman by the name of Margarita showed up. Yea end of story.
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When you are so drunk that you think the more you booze, the more likely you are to win a cruise.
Man, Pace is trying to win that booze cruise tonight!
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Driving (or biking) around with your boys looking to pick up girls from other parts of the town,state,country,and sometimes the world.
Dave,Eddie,Shaggy,and Mohammad pack your french dictionaries cuz were going to Canada to go Bitty Cruising
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A closet furry who does an exceptionally well job at hiding his inner furfag.
Person A: "Jesus, that kid that you're friends with might be a Tom Cruise!"
Person B: "Don't say that shit when he's around here!"
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An above average American actor whose highest level of medical training was playing the role of a car salesman whose brother was autistic (Rain Man).
Also: Trained to prescribe drugs (primarily ALCOHOL) preparing for his role as a bartender in "Cocktail", maybe toxic viral agents since he played a minor role in MI2.
Random Guy:"Dude! I got me a banging hangover from those shots last night"
Tom Cruise:"Headaches don't exist, drink this sissy umbrella coctail and hold me!"
Random Guy:"Ouch! Did you just stick me in the ass with a needle?"
Tom Cruise:"Don't ask and I won't tell"
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