Integra Curse

The Integra Curse occurs when a P plater drives a Honda Integra and they can't steer because they are noob, resulting in a collision. Beware: some of the victims who are inflicted with this 'awful' curse tell tales about how their drive shaft fell off and how it wasn't their fault.

Indian Bloke: Oiiii bro. my car rammed the barricade and now its written off.

Aussie Bloke: Yeah man, you never drive 90km/s in a residential area /sarcasm.

Indian Bloke: OMG Broo im gonna put my foot in the kent who sold me dis car bro.....

Aussie Bloke: LOL DC0 is a result of the Integra Curse and inexperienced hoons.

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Jaminas Curse

The never ending flow of guys blinded by love, asking for your heart and hand in marriage.
Doesn't matter where you are, in school, at work, in your home or on the bus...

They will find you ❤

(*only known to affect beautiful, dark-haired girls)
(**may be an old Gupsy curse or similar of an Arabic nature)

That girl just keep getting propsals, she must have the Jaminas curse !
Yeah she always has a guy over ..

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The Chris Curse

The Chris Curse is given to people who’ve made Chris feel awfully bad. Even making him feel bad once will give you the curse.

The curse gives a bad future…nothing will work out for you. You’re relationships won’t last, you won’t succeed in your career, endless bad luck, and you’re life will just go to shit.

Typically given to friends of Chris.

You made Chris feel bad, might as well just say goodbye to your life now…you got The Chris Curse.

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Kayla Curse

The unintentional act of putting to much sweetener and milk/cream into your coffee.

Guy1: dam bro this is the second day in a row that my coffee is to Dammm sweet

Guy2: sound like you got hit with the Kayla curse.

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Ginger Curse

When a non-ginger girl dates a ginger boy and break their heart, the boy curses the girl into having ginger hair for the rest of her life. Your hair will suddenly turn ginger after breakup and never goes away! Spooky shit!

Omg! Have you seen Sasha’s hair? She totally got the ginger curse after breaking up with Adrian!

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Cursed Crossaint

Now that you’re here, let’s go back to the Dust Bowl conspiracy theory. I’ve only created this definition to relay an encrypted message to those who are still actively researching this brain buster. First off the system is bonkers — the measures the government has taken to cover up this dust bowl is unreal. They had the ability to move around natural resources to organically CREATE a dust bowl.. I mean think about it. No WAY that much dust would have accumulated on its own without any help. Second off isn’t it ironic the dust bowl didn’t have any effect on Washington DC? Woodrow Wilson was just a criminal in pantaloons. Before he was president, he was arrested for insider possum trading. Anyone care? No. Anyone even discuss the lives that were tragically lost to the dust bowl? Nope. Do you even know anyone who ever questioned the validity of this “disaster”? Nope.. because they’ve all conveniently disappeared. We are teaching our children to mindlessly accept history books and move on. Sorry, not my kid. My kid will QUESTION every natural disaster, because it doesn’t add up. If you don’t see any other definitions from me, it’s because I’m stuck in a bakery.

Dust Bowl Investigator: “hey is this where we meet to discuss the logistics of the DB scandal? Testing cursed croissant 123”
****silence****** cursed crossaint
Rosie O’Donnell: “I was just looking up croissants and this came up”

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The cursed people

the cursed people in definition the names "Lonnie and Sophie" are two cursed people who are insanely weird and/or odd who laugh a lot like absolute idiots

"The cursed people! Look! They're like Lonnie and Sophie! What laughing Maniacs.."

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