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beef Curtains

If a man was to insert his penis/love length in to a womans beaver/twat he would then have to open the beef curtains.This also applied for women who head south to eat the fish kebab !

Please See above as beef curtains speaks for itself

by David Keenan May 30, 2007

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[Beef curtains]

Also Known as pussy lips.

I chewed her Beef Curtains.

by Sierra & Ashley March 25, 2007

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Sweef Curtains

Sweaty beef curtains.

I would rather stick my face near a donkey's ass than your ugly sweef curtains.

Her oversized pussy lips got sweaty in the afternoon heat....they were sweef curtains.

by CurvedMirror July 21, 2008

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meat curtains

Not only a term used for a vagina, but also a very useful business term. It is the most elegant way of describing this final process of wrapping-up a project or job. Using this term will most definitely get you that key to the corporate washroom...you go topdog!

We only have a few hours left people. Let's slap the meat curtains on this project already! I have a six-pack of Colt 45s and a $2 hooker waiting for me at home and my Viagra is starting to wear-off.

by TimTheEnchanter October 7, 2006

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beefy curtains

beefy curtains are the 'fanny flaps' of a fat woman. They are beefy, because they are large/fat...and they are curtains as they hang over the entrance.

"You've got too much cheese around your beefy curtains.

by Matt.L October 2, 2003

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beef curtains

The use of the produce from abattoirs to block out light from a window.

"My bay windows have beef curtains"

by stouffer and stuey November 10, 2002

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meat curtains

extra extra pussy lips

if she can tuck em' in then yup its damn meat curtains, roast beef lips, pussy flaps

by paleorchid September 5, 2003

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