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Self-induced vomiting on to the top of a girls head as she is performing felatio on you.
Dude, I was at Dirty Daks in Ringwood the other night, I dragged this moll into the shitters and gave her a Daisy discharge. It was so funny because my nona's gnocchi was reguritated.
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When a man toodle around like no care in the world in the world not being in oil mines, instead he's "Picking Daisys"
That Hipster right there sure needs to get a job instead of being a daisy picker!
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1. Most common usage: When a person realizes they have to poop in the bathroom when they are only attempting a number 1.
2. When a person mistakenly makes a poop when it is not socially acceptable.
1. I thought I just had to take a pee, but once I got in the stall and started to pee I pulled a poopsie daisy and sat down to dump one out.
2. When I was on the treadmill I had a little poopsie daisy moment and had to run to the bathroom.
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Daisy loves the recycling bin, licking your feet, and rubbing on you. 10/10 cutie
Daisy the Cat is SOOO adorable!
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A variation of crop dusting with one fatal flaw... they don't get up & walk around the office to distribute their air biscuits. They plant them & leave.
A co-worker had gas, they sat in their chair & quietly planting daisies. Then, got up and left the room for 30 minutes allowing his co-workers to bask in his stenchy glory.
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Being lazy and enjoying it.
She was sitting on the couch being a lazy daisy.
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