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When you are doggy styling this girl you decide to get kinky and stick a fork up her ass until she gets lifted off the ground. As she hits lifted she does a twirl forward on the fork and gurgles your balls.
“Man I just received the best Danish Forklift”
holy mother fuck this is the best shit ever especially from sams club those things good af I salivate at the thought of cream cheese danishes, cream danishes + boba tea is the best fucking snack or meal you can eat. yummy af.
p1: holy mother fuck this shit good af!
p2: yeah i love cream cheese danishes
Danish people has been "lately" the must beer drinkers per inhabitant accurding how much a person drinks per year in Scandinavia.
Do you want to get danish drunk?
Shoving a toothpick down a man's penis and jacking him off until he cums blood
I recently gave my boyfriend a Danish pig-in-a-blanket.
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Yeah bro, I need a Danish pig-in-a-blanket or I'll go crazy.
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I gave David a Danish pig-in-a-blanket a few days ago.
When you give your roommates hundreds of dollars for no reason
I'm feeling generous, how about a hot danish!
The act of pulling on a ballsack while the man ejaculates. Originating in Denmark.
We ended with a hot, sexy Danish-Kringle.
A woman sits cross-legged on a Lazy Susan holding a traditional wienerbrod Danish pastry. She is spun right round as several men take turns attempting to glaze it. Add schnapps for taste.
Hej Karolina, hold still! I can't hit the wienerbrod if you're conserving your angular momentum like that. This isn't anything like the Danish Windmill Experience my mom passed down in our family!