Derp

Josh Micheal Guarasci OWNS THE WORD DERP AND I GIVE CARLOS COLANGELO AND JASON DOUCETTE PERMISSION TO SAY THIS WORD!!!!!!! DERP HERP HERPA DERPA WERP DERPA WERP A HERPA!!!

DERPA HERPA=FAIL!!!

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herp derp

A state of being ridiculously high off of marijuana so much so that you see shimmering and may hallucinate. Can be used simply to express being very high though.
Can be shortened to HD for use in code.

Are you herp derp yet?

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Herp Derping

The act of ejaculating onto a plant, and then giving it to someone as a meal.

Man-"Last night I saw Jim herp on a plant, and later his wife was derping it!"

WomanA-"I love herp derping!"
WomanB-"Me too! It's so tasty!"

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Herp-a-derp

A skank.
Someone who gets around.
A girl with a very slutty background.
Herp-a-derp=girl with herpes or high possibility of having them!

Destiny is a herp-a-derp because she screwed everyone she dates.

Destiny is a herp-a-derp because she flirts with everyone and lets boys get a feel on without giving a crap.

Herp-a....derp!

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derp

derp
v. intr.
1. to emit a foul odor, odors

n.
1. an entity of great stink, stench
2. the sounds dog makes when it farts

v. "quit derpin' around, you reek"

n. "dude, your ferret's name is derp. that's enough to kill a man, or horse for that matter."

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Double Derp

Anything that is derped more than once.

Hey no double derping

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derp dump

Dumping someone and then that person becoming really hot. So dumping that guy or girl now makes you look really stupid.

I just had a derp dump with this chick

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