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He comes while you are unconcious after tieing one on and pours diesel fuel down your throat.
(upon waking) Oh god, the Diesel Man has been.
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A giant among men, a person everyone in the world should fear, he is a very intelligent and caring individual but NEVER cross him. He keeps everyone around him safe. There is never a time to question his Authority. He Is as close to a GOD as you will find on this earth. If still in doubt see Dennis.
Look at that huge man helping that elderly woman crossing the street, as he saves a baby and subdues a criminal. Bro is Cock Diesel!
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woman built like a brick shithouse, tattoos, piercings, and bigger cajones then you could ever wish for
seen on the street transferring a bumper sticker to her car that reads... HONK IF YOU WANT ME TO RIP YOUR BALLS OFF
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all i'm slangin'
nobody pumps that sour diesel like me
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A rock solid, 6 ft, 200 pound UNIT of a man. Will either pop off, or completely throw, refusing to switch off Doomfist. Shit talking from him towards his team and or enemy is inevitable. Avoid conflict with him at all cost.
OW NPC1: Yooo look at the enemy team, we got this win easy.
OW NPC2: Oh no... They have Diesel Cecil, its all over.
OW NPC1: WHO? Ill instalock Cree and roll these shitters.
4 1/2 Minutes Later:
OW NPC 1: Bro, how the fuck did we lose? My team was afk clearly.
OW NPC 2: Dude, Diesel Cecil AKA, "The Beast From the East", just clapped our cheeks.
OW NPC 1: Nah, Doomfist is broken, nerf that character. Cree needs huge buffs too!
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Middle aged children who modify 8,000lb trucks to belch thick, black smoke thinking they are producing a "performance" vehicle. Akin to a teenage tuner, they lack the mental capacity to make intelligent decisions.
Those Diesel Bombers are making a cloud of soot to show people they're too dumb to tune an engine properly.
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