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A violent Asian drinking game first started by a group of budhist monks who were kicked out of their monastary for excessive drinking. The game is a combination of balance, coordination, and alchohol/pain tolerance. The game begins by two people drinking 5 beers. (rice wine was the original drink of choice, but it has become increasingly sparce in america.) Once the contestants have consumed the beers, they walk 5 paces apart from each other and are blindfolded. One at a time they turn around, walk back blindfolded, about 9 paces, and attempt to kick their opponent in the head. If they hit, they drink a beer. then they go back to the starting point and wait for the other mans turn. the game ends when on person gets a kick to the head that he cannot get up from. The winner then ripps of his blindfold challenges someone else.
You: This is gonna be the last time you insult my momma, Xia-Xoh. The shit be on now!
Xia-Xoh: You wanna take this outside?
You: No. I want to stay in here and play Ding-Dang!
The bar goes silent
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The big black thing between your legs nigga, white people don't got them, they got pee-pees.
Leroy got the biggest ding-a-ling in my hood.
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a bucket that you kick when you are angry
"whoa, nelly i need to kick a ding bucket cause i am angry"
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Someone who is just barely able to function in society. This person usually forgets things, leaves things behind, loses things, often misplaces his/her children, runs into stationary objects, forgets where the car is parked, can't follow directions worth a shit, finds books without pictures to be too much work, uses the words "um", "totally" and "like" to excess, cries to get out of trouble and has that rare talent of being able to burn water.
Guy #1" Jesus Christ she is a ding biscut!
Guy #2: I know but she sucks a mean cock and she is smokin' hot so I can't get rid of her.
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the folding arms on glasses and sunnies
Me: F*ck man! someone stood on your glasses and broke the swinga-dings!
Orlando: NOOOOOO! not again! *sits in corner to cry*
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that part of the male anatomy that ladies love so much
girl jump up on this dinga ding and get wild
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Sound effect commonly used in the place of, or to accompany, the word bellend.
Frequently presented with a signature hand gesture:
Place the tips your thumb and first finger of your right hand together and shake from the wrist as if ringing a bell.
Person1: *points at a foolish looking person* errr, bellend.
Person2: *gestures* ding ding.
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