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A strong sexual attraction to men or women who genuinely enjoy a dorky hobby in their freetime i.e. Anime, Star Trek/Wars, Computers, Final Fantasy, Magic: The Gathering, WoW, Chess, Good bands nobody has heard of, etc. This hobby somehow adds a dimension to their personality which makes them more complicated than the majority, which in turn makes them irresistable.
At first I thought Derek was sort of cute but a little bland. But after we watched anime together and he showed me his Magic card deck I wanted him inside of me immediately. I have a dork fetish.
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the puny beginnings of a man's pigtail. any pigtail on a man measuring less than three inches in length from the elastic pigtail fastener or scrunchie to the tip of the pigtail.
did you see that stupid aging hippy and his greying dork knob? do you think he ever gets laid?
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a female who is defined by what she says and how she acts. Particularly those acting nerdy and unashamed of what those around them think of their actions which are often foolish and hard for others to relate to.
that Brianna is always acting so crazy, she's such a girl dork.
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Term reserved mostly for gay, adopted, pastry delivery drivers who have women's names, bikini briefs and chronic plumber's crack,
Your parents gave you up because you are a pastry delivery driving, woman's name having, bikini brief wearing plumber's crack haver you fuck dork!
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A word that means silly, if you are called a dork fish it means you did somehing stupid but n one wants to call you stupid.
Jacob your such a dork fish, your not supposto eat raw fish!
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another way of saying something is all fucked up, but with an added twist instead of a traditional penis this cock is hairy.
Johnson, you are all dorked up!
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A person who collects firearms and - often militaria as well - relating to certain historical periods. This person may also be into shooting said firearms but this is often secondary to appreciating them and finding out arcane bits of historical trivia about them. This main pursuit is usually done by buying large expensive reference books about the guns in question and swapping info and expertise with other gun dorks at gun shows, meets, and on-line forums.
Gun dorks dislike being called "Gun Nuts" as they beleive this incorrectly lumps them in with those of the Glock-AR15-AK-shootupthecountryside crowd.
"That guy has every book to go with his WW1 rifle collection - he's a real gun dork!"
"Yeah, he's into guns but not just any guns, specifically Austrio-Hungarian Jager rifles - he's a Gun Dork not a Gun Nut."
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