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A multi-platform game that is praised for its great online capabilities and that allows completely ridiculous and awesome things to happen.
I took out a helicopter with a pistol in last stand the other day. It was totally great.
^^Yes, this really happened. That's why Call of Duty 4 pwns.
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After playing COD and things in your life relate to the game.
A heightened sense of situational awareness.
Walking outside after playing and seeing a plane fly over and saying "Enemy UAV has been spotted"
Or thinking an enemy is around the corner.
Call of Duty Impairment is listening to foot steps hoping someone doesn't come up and knife you.
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A rare case in which a girlfriend enjoys playing Call of Duty with her boyfriend.
Guy 1: "Man I got Cod Blocked last night, my girlfriend wanted me to spend time with her..."
Guy 2: "Sorry to hear that dude, I was up all night freaking it with my girlfriend online!"
Guy 1: "Man your lucky....i wish my girlfriend were that cool." *Sadface*
I was up last night playing with my Call of Duty Girlfriend! :D
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The US Navy's version of white girl problems. A shore duty problem is only a problem because you work in an office building at a slack-ass fleet support job, and life is good. Shore duty problems are commonly experienced by sailors who have not been assigned to a ship in a long time, and consequently have their threshold for flipping their shit grossly miscalibrated. Those who have spent some time on sea duty know what actual problems are, and are much less likely to go ape-shit over such trivial annoyances.
Shore duty problems may include:
-"Powerpoint froze before I saved my work and now I have to reopen it and spend 10 minutes entering this data all over again! AAAAAAAGH! I'm going to bludgeon everyone in this fucking office to death with my three-hole punch!"
-"We're not allowed to watch YouTube videos at work anymore?! GRRRAAAAGH! This is worse than being raped in the mouth! I'm going to break my keyboard in half and then strangle your children with my mouse cord!"
In comparison to common sea duty problems, which are actually worth freaking out over:
-"Toxic hydrogen sulfide gas is leaking into my berthing."
-"The sewage system is broken and I am covered in liquified human excrement while trying to fix it."
-"I am literally on fire/being electrocuted/getting shot at by Somali pirates right now."
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A navy term for a watch you don't want and don't have time for.
The duty section watch bill said I have 0000 to 0400 duty-in-da-pantz.
Plenty of unusual theories about the Year end wet season, also responsible for altering forecasts dramatically, to the idea that 5G transmitters that are behind the cause of climate fluctuations. There’s been no shortage of hard-to-believe ideas.
It's clear that if anyone took this idea seriously, it would be very dangerous to public health; fortunately, I don't think anyone does. Unfortunately, “Elffy’s duty” is a known fact to a group in Singapore called Ton Complete Group(TCG), occurs only every 2 days of Elffy’s(member of TCG) rota shift duty.
“Elffy tomorrow you duty ah? Confirm rain one ah”
“The rain fucking heavy sia here at Banyan”
“I think the the weather tomorrow like Elffy duty sia”
“ Elffy’s duty theory is a fact now”
In every lobby of the perfectly normal teenagers and young adults that just want to play their game, there’s also the 5 year old jackasses that think they’re hardcore playing a game aimed for people over 17, obnoxiously yelling, “I NOSCOPED U NOOB!!1!1!1!” Throwing a hissy fit whenever they get killed, making “yo mama” jokes that died in 2014 and insisting anything that’s not rated M is for babies when they are babies.
I don’t mind normal fans, but overly defensive Call of Duty Fanboys are annoying as hell.