Janis-ed

The act of intentionally sabotaging and destroying another person's otherwise happy relationship due to desire for that person's significant other (which sometimes can be aided by unhappiness in the offender's current relationship). This act may or may not include actual infidelity with the desired other.

"Can you believe it? That asshole just Janis-ed my relationship!"

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Ed Johnson

A slang name that is not meant to be a reference to any person who actually carries this name, but, rather to identify someone who posseses the characteristics that the slang name describes.

Ed = Erectile dysfunction & Johnson = penis.

Foxy Chick: Ooh! Whose the NEW guy?

Slutty Bitch: Yea, he's good looking isn't he? He's pretty nice too. He just started yesterday while you were still on vacation. We hooked up after work. He's an Ed Johnson, but he's also a very cunning linguist. I think I'll pass, but since you are trying to be a hetero fundamentalist now, you might want to check him out.

Foxy Chick: Hey, thanks for the tip!

Slutty Bitch: No problem girlfriend! I mean, girl who is a friend.

Foxy Chick: What's his name?

Slutty Bitch: John Doe.

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ed graham

Strong silent type drummer in the Darkness. Rarrr! Doesn't say a lot, but then it's quality not quantity.

See that Ed Graham? What an Ed Graham... Rarrr!

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Mikey-ed

1) To be like Mikey Fuckin' Way.

2) To be wear your once glasses low on your nose.

1) Person 1: "I Mikey-ed it all the way through."

Person 2: "Why do you keep calling?!"

2) Person 1: "I Mikey-ed through P.E. today."

Person 2: "Please, stop calling. You're getting weird."

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PR-ed

Slang for: To be screwed over or hurt by...
Refers to the Prairie Ridge H.S. (Crystal Lake, IL) wrestling team's disgusting sexual hazing exposed in early 2010.

"I got PR-ed at pizza hut today, my food came out fifteen minutes after my friend's."
or
"Mr. Mueller's chemistry test really PR-ed me today."

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86'ed

To have abandoned or nixed

I 86'edmy project bcause it sucked.

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Ede Syndrome

A condition in which the afflicted willingly ejaculates unprotected into the vagina of a mother of whom the afflicted’s close associates greatly disapprove of, for the purpose of conceiving a child in order to force the associates from continuing to voice their disapproval of the afflicted’s and mother’s relationship.

Eric’s girlfriend was lame, but after his Ede Syndrome went full course, there was nothing we could say.

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