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Well , she's just amazing, caring , and beautiful, no matter how hard life can be she's always there to for anyone in need , that what makes her special, with her glasses she's just an angel but for whatever reason(i assume her dump bf) she thinks that they make her look weird !!
And if you ever met her , just don't lose her .
When two elves stack on top of each other to eat out a tell girl while she is standing
We were looking for a step stool but we had to resort to an Elf Booster
Team work makes the dream work
Someone who gives anal to a big daddy
Did you hear about santa's anal elf's?
(Verb) The act of rubbing an elf's ears, sexually.
Applies to D&D and LoTR elves
Not Keebler (that is frosting)
Not Santa's (that's workplace harassment)
Did you know elf ears are so sensitive, they can cum if you rub them right? Gotta love a good elf jack.
I don't know where the wizard is, probably elf jacking the spawn again.
When sone one jumps or tackles a person taller or bigger then them.
"He stole Mea's math book!"
"She's gonna elf-jump him I swear. "
"She's so short. "