Eva Peron

Sarah Palin

"WOW, that Eva Peron is one ambitious bitch when it comes to fame and politics."

"You mean Sarah Palin?"

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Eva

A short, fat girl. Beware if u met an Eva because she will steal your one and only crush. She is a perky person and she thinks shes all that. Some people adore her, most people hate her. She stole the man of my dreams. And what I mean by "steal your man" is she'll make him cheat on you. Some boys listen to her, most boys reject her.

Eva: Hey date me and i'll give u anything you want, just make your other girlfriend jealous.

Boy: Okay, I will, I never liked my other girlfriend anyway. Eva, ur hot

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Eva and Jacob

Eva likes Jacob but Jacob likes everyone but eva

“Eva and Jacob sitting in a tree”

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Eva Kay

Diva. Hot. Short. Petty AFFFF. Sarcastic. Pretty eyes.

Oh my gosh, I just went out with the hottest girl ever!

Who?
Eva Kay, DUH!

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eva brown

When you fuck a girl in the ass and right before you cum,you pull out, turn her around, pull back and smack her right under the nose with your dick leaving a Hitler sized shit stained mustache.

Dude. Last night I totally eva brown'd that girl.

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Eva is GOD

Eva is the smartest, prettiest and most liked person on earth 🌎 there fore she shall be the new god

From god

Yes this is all true, Eva is GOD

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Eva ᵘʷᵘ

the seksiest girl u will ever see

"Eva ᵘʷᵘ got preg for the 390434th time"

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