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A symbolic way to say cover your ears or don't listen. Just as a condom prevents STDs and pregnancy, an "ear condom" protects you from getting verbally hurt.
Lady Gaga: Or wear ear condom next time.
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Hooker's ear is an infection of the outer ear structures. It typically occurs in prostitutes. The cause of the infection is an above normal amount of seminal fluid being trapped in the ear canal. When too much seminal fluid is trapped in the ear canal, bacteria that normally inhabit the skin and ear canal multiply rapidly, causing infection and irritation of the ear canal. If the infection progresses it may involve the outer ear.
Jim "What is all that yellow bubbling goo flowing out of that my mom's ear? That's gross."
Tom "Oh, that's the worst case of hookers ear I've ever seen. Jim, tell your mom I'm sorry."
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(Verb)
To insert cold semen into a victim's ear
"Yo man, you best be gettin off me before i give you the cold ear"
"Don't fall asleep tonight, or i'll give you the cold ear"
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When someone is overhearing another's conversation; usually intentionally
Jane, don't try ear-hustling when I talk to John about planning your suprise party!
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Bob: Did you see the saggy tits on that slapper?
Bill: Yes, they were like a pair of spaniels ears
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when uffy's use vulgar language in front of mini uffy's they shout, "ear muffies!" and the mini uffy's put their hands on top of their ears. this prevents the mini uffy's from mimicking vulgarities at holiday meals, easter egg hunts, or in houses of worship.
fluffy- "so i told that fucking arse to shut up or put up."
"oh, whoops." "i forgot ur little uffy's were
in the room."
muffy- "next time just say, "ear muffies!"
buffy- "yeah, now you can toatally skank it up you"...
"EAR MUFFY'S!" "YOU SKANKY HO!"
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A person whom personality is so bad it reminds you of them acting like a complete cock..hence..Prick with ears
Mate, you really are a prick with ears tonight
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