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It's the sexual act of pouring chocolate on the nipples of an unaware person while dressed like an elf.
Today I was the chocolate elf of the mall , i was arrested.
When your elf on the shelf draws glasses on your face so you can Santa in his sleigh better at night.
My elf on the shelf gave me elf vision!
A small critter that lives in a tree. Tends to be a happy fellow but if you get on his bad side he will punch you square in the mouth.
"You're such a tree elf"
"Do you wanna hear a story about some tree elves"
some elf in a jar
elf in a jar when a elf is captured
kid:captures elf
elf:noo
coolest elf ever
why capture
yall suck
kid: captures elf
elf: noo you bitch let me out of here rn
kid: captures elf
elf: noo you bitch let me out of here rn
elf in a jar is a elf that dies in a jar from a kid
coolest elf ever
why capture
yall suck
kid: captures elf
elf: noo you bitch let me out of here rn
kid: captures elf
elf: noo you bitch let me out of here rn
elf in a jar is a elf that fucking dies in a jar from a stupid kid
A elf is a FUCKING FAKE CHISTMAS THING THAT IS JUST CREEPY
IT STAIRS INTO YOU’RE SOLE AT NIGHT
Hey have u seen what my elf has done today?