Eli

A little bitch and gettin shit on by ex’s

Eli is a little bitch who quit football

Eli

Really fucking hot. Makes you question your sexual orientation.

Dude 1: I'm straight
Dude 2: Hey look, it's Eli!
Dude 1: Hmm

Eli

Just a fag who’s adopted and no one likes

Fuck Eli I hope he dies that Lil piece of shit

Eli

Small penis, but thick

Hey, i see you goy Eli; small penis

Eli

Eli is a one syllable sun of a bitch that is never right and is made by a sperm donor

Eli fuck off

Dirty Ely

When you accidentally have anal sex with the president after sleepwalking into their bedroom and mistaking the president for your anime girl cum pillow.

I got put in Azkaban for 12 years after I gave the president a Dirty Ely.

pulling an eli

When you ditch your friends to go and talk to girls.

Example of pulling an Eli

Guy#1 Where did Bob go??
Guy#2 Bob ditches us to go talk to girls
Guy#3 he is pulling an eli