A little bitch and gettin shit on by ex’s
Eli is a little bitch who quit football
Really fucking hot. Makes you question your sexual orientation.
Dude 1: I'm straight
Dude 2: Hey look, it's Eli!
Dude 1: Hmm
Just a fag who’s adopted and no one likes
Fuck Eli I hope he dies that Lil piece of shit
Eli is a one syllable sun of a bitch that is never right and is made by a sperm donor
Eli fuck off
When you accidentally have anal sex with the president after sleepwalking into their bedroom and mistaking the president for your anime girl cum pillow.
I got put in Azkaban for 12 years after I gave the president a Dirty Ely.
When you ditch your friends to go and talk to girls.
Example of pulling an Eli
Guy#1 Where did Bob go??
Guy#2 Bob ditches us to go talk to girls
Guy#3 he is pulling an eli