empty batting average

A baseball player who routinely hits for a high batting average but has limited power and patience, thus his OBP and SLG rates would more commonly be attached to batting averages significantly lower than his.

A lack of speed is part of this as well, but since stolen bases are not counted as part of SLG or any other stat other than stolen bases, said players that steal a lot would appear to have empty averages at first glance.

Despite winning the 2006 batting title, Freddy Sanchez walked just 31 times and hit only 11 home runs. His OPS that year was just .851. He also only stole 3 bases. He is the empty batting average poster man.

Juan Pierre's career .710 OPS with a .297 batting average would put him up here, but it wouldn't be as glaringly obvious if his stolen bases were accounted for.

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Post Finale Emptiness Syndrome (PFES)

The feeling you get after the finale of a show, ending of a movie saga, a book, or exams.

Sidak just finished The Big Bang Theory and is going through Post Finale Emptiness Syndrome (PFES)

As Empty as Ventura Avenue on Yom Kippur

Really fucking empty.

And lo, on the tenth of this Jewish month of Tishrei, all goyim will make fantastic time.

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empty my ballast tank

When said by a woman, to urinate.

I'm gonna go empty my ballast tank.

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As empty as my testies after a night in a bordello

So empty(here you have you 20 fucking letters)

His bank account is as empty as my testies after a night in a bordello

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Empty the fucking packet onto your table you fat ugly bitch

What you simply have to say to the overweight, psoriatic bitch in the office who takes crisps out of the packet individually, annoying everyone else in the building, instead of emptying them all out and turning ten minutes of irritating rattling into about 3 seconds.

Empty the fucking packet onto your table you fat ugly bitch. Better still, stop eating crisps altogether you hideous mountain of lard.

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