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Evan

A try hard who is horrible in bed and is to shy to show his face that it takes months to see his feet. And he also is sweaty. He is also a pussy bitch who is so bad shit that his dad dropped him 21 times when he was born just because of the meme.

That pussy looks like an Evan

by Dat Fricker November 4, 2018

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Evan

A sweet ,kind and overall an amazing guy that you can fall in love with easily. He maybe be able to get almost any girl he desires but chooses what his heart wants. Smiles all the time and really smart usually blond *on the outside*

Wow be evan is amazing

by Aki_Clout October 8, 2019

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Evan

A pussy. That is poor and lives in a shack but says he’s rich

Evan over there making the cry baby face.

He’s making an Evan face.

by Definetlydontgotosmm May 1, 2019

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Evan

An ugly man with a small penis

Man he has to be named evan

by Superstriker104 September 23, 2016

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Evan

A nice guy who is medium height and brown wavy hair. He is the friend of the captain of the hockey team and gets rejected by the girls but always has friend who likes him he is the guy girls get to hookup with. Evan is a athlete and tries to impress. Evan is an all around good guy

Kali: who's that over there next to Keith he's good looking

Abby: that's so a Evan

by 1001question1001 July 21, 2015

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Evan

Evan is a guy with an incredibly small penis usually grows hair long and looks like a pussy

OMG Evan is such a pussy

by Dylan Kettle May 30, 2016

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Evan

A manulative fucking cunt. He is the singular most narcissistic prick you’ll ever meet. He’s so controlling and fucked up in the head. He always plays the victim card when he messes up which is all the time. He try’s too boss ppl around and gets mad when no one listens too him. He’s a jealous untrustworthy faggot. He thinks his penis is God’s gift too the planet and should honestly be a sex offender. He belongs in prison

Evan is gay

by Uhaveasmallpenis January 14, 2019

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