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when someone is making fun of you about something that may not be true while others are laughing at you, you start crying and suddenly yell, SHUT UP, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW!" and run away.
mean guy: ha ha! you're a baby, you're an idiot!
other guy: leave me alone, i did nothing to you.
mean guy: stupid retard!!
other guy: *starts toy cry* leave me alone!
mean guy: you probably still wet the bed!
other guy: SHUT UP, YOU DONT EVEN KNOW!!
*runs out of the room crying*
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A phrase used on an individual who say's that they try whatever they can to get "beefed" at a gym, but meet no result.
"Man every time I go to the gym, I NEVER get even a slightest bit of muscle..."
"Dude, do you even lift?"
"Crap, I can't even lift 20 pounds."
"Man, seriously, do you even lift?"
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This clever phrase was invented by the bright, young man, Chris Allen. He patented the phrase on July 15, 2007. The phrase, "I don't even know," is quite an unique expression. It can be used as a extreme adjective to describe the undescribable, or it can be used to express thoughts of confusion. It can also be used as a verbal space filler. This phrase will go down as one of the best phrases in all of phraseology history.
"Man, that girl is as ugly as... i don't even know."
"What's going on tonight, bro?"
"I don't even know, man."
((When in a conversation and an awkward silence comes up))
"Yeah, well, I dont even know."
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A catch-prashe/slang used by dumb kids who don't know how to express themselves any better.
The hispanic girl on MTV's NEXT kept saying "you don't even knowwww what I'm going to do" and "you don't even knowwww me". But sadly, she didn't even knowwww what she was trying to articulate.
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when walking home from mattys house drunk and see a policeman u have to say "well a good evening officer" and he wont think that u r drunk
policeman - "hello, and wot are u two doing talking to thatlampost"
whitey and lewis - "well a good evening officer"
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When a typical internet loser that knows nothing outside of dated internet memes doesn't understand what you're talking about, this is what they tell you.
What is this I don't even = This isn't one of the six memes I know, so it confuses and/or threatens me
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When people are being Total Assholes & I don't give a flying fuck or a rat's ass!
Idiotic Assholes! So, no fucks should be given, no, not even one!