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When Chris had his penis in Anne pussy he had a liquid explosion.
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A sex move where the male attaches a lit firecracker onto the head of his penis. Then proceeds to insert his penis along with the firecracker into a woman’s anus. Thus causing the woman’s anus an colon to explode.
Brodie, last night I had to take some chick to the ER after I did the craziest Explosive Colonoscopy.
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A penitant convict on death row found religion and repented his crime. From then on, he stuck a pin in his ass everytime he sinned through thought, word or deed. When executed on the electric chair, the amount of metal embedded in him made his ass explode in a huge mushroom cloud of blood and shit.
"My goodness, that mans ass exploded."
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A case of herpes so severe, the second the pants are removed-
-*BOOM*
Man: That doesn't look hygienic...oh shit. *massive explosion*
Woman: Sorry, I guess I should've warned you about my explosive herpes. Might want to get that checked out now...soon.
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a sloppy poo than sprays everywhere when touched
dont touch it. its explosive diorrea
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When after intercourse the female starts bleeding and it goes over the male.
"OMG I think you've just had jam explosion!"
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A dick that tears up a pussy within seconds
"Wow you are limping a lot today!"
"What can I say, he had an explosive dick."
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