fair to middlin'

Term meaning "okay" rather than "fantastic" or "terrible". Derived from the classic game Oregon Trail, which was played on old school Apple Computers. When asked how good of a shot you are, your options are: poor, fair to middlin', and expert.

Ed: How are you today?
Suzy: Meh, fair to middlin'. I woke up kinda late, but i found five buucks in my pocket.

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fair skinned

White person with red hair

That girl is fair skinned

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the goose fair

An annual event in Nottingham. There are rides, games and mushy peas. Exactly 18,786 geese attend the goose fair, which makes it the best.

- are there actually any geese at the goose fair?

- yes. lots

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Roman Fair

Events that some people have where you can go and live like an ancient Roman for a time.
It is better than a Medieval fair because they have real orgies.

I think I saw you at the orgy in the Roman fair.

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fair throttled

if one is fair throttled, they are heavily under the influence of numerous drugs

X: man i am SO drunk and high and stoned and passed out right now, you could even say that i am fair throttled!
Y: i could say that, or i could say that you're not.
X: jimmity jelickas!

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fair hott

when a girl says fair hot it means fairly hott aka get in my pants immediatley or i will jump into yours

tbh: your fair hott and nice eyes

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Party Fair

Stuff you need for a party, could be anything. Alcohol, drugs, pipes, papers, girls, cigs, lighters, trampolines, pools, etc.

Have you seen steven's party fair, i bet he spent two hundred bucks on jagermeister alone, it's gonna be sick

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