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An exhibitionist whose sexual pleasure is derived from being naked outside without being seen or being in the company of strangers.
Bob: "She doesn't like getting seen nude by others."
Jeff: "Yet she goes around naked?"
Bob: "She's such a Faux Exhibitionist..."
A guy who has never left his parents million dollar suburban how yet thinks and talks like he's hood because he listens to rap and smokes weed.
I saw this faux thug from Scarsdale at the mall giving a pound sayin "what's hood son". Knowing he's driving mommy?s Benz outside.
A Faux Operator embraces all of the appeaeances of a military spec ops dude, without ever having served. They wear: 511 pants, long beards, Oakley’s, and Hats with tear away Velcro flags. They can often be found in their normal haunts, at celebrity firearms classes. They often feel that the instructor’s past bio somehow is now part of their resume.
Hey bro, I just went over to thank that secret squirrel looking dude, with the new Sig MCX rifle, for his service. You know, the guy that was talking about Mogadishu all morning. He stuttered a bit, then told me, “he had shin splints in ROTC and he couldn’t enlist.” That dude’s not a SEAL, he’s a Faux Operator; I’m gonna steal his $700.00 Aimpount and piss in his canteen later.
The age of a desperate woman, primarily, who cannot face the fact she has turned 50.
Hey, Happy Birthday! You’ve finally hit the Big 5-0?
No, still Forty Faux
A tamer version of a one-night stand. Someone who leads you on with romantic sincere sweetness but never follows through.
"Aaron cuddled with me all last night and we had very romantic moments with holding and kissing, but he never texts me or initiates anything..."
"What a douche! He is a total faux-cuddler!"
Often mistaken with the popular word "photo", a faux-toe is a human phalange that is indeed NOT real.
John's new faux-toes look so real! I think I'll replace my toes with faux-toes. That sounds like the plan for me.
are a false, insincere display of emotion such as a hypocrite crying fake tears of grief
Jargon was giving faux-sympathy to a friend