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During sexual intercourse (of the straight variety), the male kneels next to the female, who is lying flat. He then positions his penis next to her vagina, looks away, and says, "Caddy, hand me my five iron" then yells "four" and swings his penis towards the girl's clitoris.
Girl - "OMG fuck me now"
Guy - "Hold on baby....Caddy, hand me my five iron"
"Four"
Girl - "Nice five iron baby, now fuck me."
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A police officer. Originally came form the T.V. series Hawaii Five 0.
The Five 0's right there you better slow down so you won't get a ticket.
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The five fundamental equations used in physics.
1.) Average velocity = distance / time
2.) Acceleration = (Final Velocity - Initial Velocity) / time
3.) Distance = Initial Velocity * time + (1/2)(acceleration)(time)^2
4.) Average Velocity = (Final Velocity + Initial Veloicty) / 2
5.) Final Velocity^2 = Initial Velocity^2 + 2(Acceleration)(distance)
"Solve this physics problem using the fab five!"
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To ask for a high five (The slapping of the hands used as a form of male-bonding).
Steve: I just made out with Kristy!!
Jim: Dude! Gimme five!
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A rough run down, area in Denver, used to be refered to as the "Harlem of the West" because of it was home to one of the largest African American population bases west of the Mississippi. It was originally a very safe and calm area where a lot of the days Jazz players and Blues musicians would stay going to the west coast, eventually the neighboorhood gave way to urban decay and neglect and became a drug and crime infested area during the 70s, 80s and early 90s. The Black Mayor Wellington Webb who was dubbed as "The Mayor of Five Points" made it his mission to clean up the nieghboorhood during the 90s and for the most part was sucsessful. More mexicans and white people have moved in but it still isn't a place you would want to just roam around in.
John - "Yea some sick bastard killed a toddler in Five Points"
Marvin - "Man Five Points stay loosing"
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High Five, or Hi 5. Smacking hands with a friend "high inh the air". Or, HI V, meaning HIV postive.
"Hey man, give me a high Five". Don't fuck her, she is HI V.
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A cause of unfathomable disappointment for Nintendo fans last console generation. These were five Capcom games announced to be exclusive to the Gamecube in 2003 and the cause of much hope that finally there would be some more quality mature-rated titles that would shatter the Gamecube's kiddy image and boost console sales: Product Number 03, Dead Phoenix, Viewtiful Joe, Resident Evil 4, and Killer 7. Due to factors (reportedly) beyond Capcom's control, most of these games did not remain exclusive. It started when the first of the Five, PN03, bombed with the critics. Capcom somehow interpreted that as a hint that the Gamecube was a bad console (instead of blaming themselves for making a bad game) and promptly CANCELLED Dead Phoenix. Later RE4 and Viewtiful Joe were ported to the graphically inferior though more popular PS2 (and were therefore downgraded in quality) after enjoying an all too brief exclusive limelight on the GCN, and Killer 7 saw simultaneous release on the GCN and PS2. For some odd reason Capcom didn't see fit to port those games to the PC or Xbox (except for RE4 on PC). Sony's servile 100 million+ strong fan base didn't care that they'd be getting games optimized for a different console that would look and sound much crappier on a PS2, they only cared that they wouldn't have to buy a Gamecube to enjoy those games (or ports of games, rather). To further add salt to the wound for Ninty supporters, exclusive PS2 content was added to the ports of RE4 and Viewtiful Joe.
Had it not been for the Capcom Five failing to remain exclusive, Ninty's home console would've done MUCH better last gen.
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