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Flake News

When the journalistic weather industrial complex of so-called meteorologists reports that there is snow in the forecast, but it turns out to be a big sad lie, that's Flake News.

Did you hear the Flake News?
Yeah, meteorologists are full of it! There's no snow at all-- not even one flake!

by NeologianPJG December 4, 2017

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Ketchup Flakes

The dried out ketchup on the lid of a ketchup bottle, sometimes clogging up the hole.

Ketchup Flakes are one of the most disgusting things in the world.

by awmm May 28, 2015

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corn flake

Nickname given to a Caucasian person similar to, "white boy", "cracker", "honky" etc., but not necessarily used as a racial slur

Yo, what up, corn flake?

by M0n$t3r June 11, 2014

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Frosted Flakes

the flaky crust that grows on the bottom of someones underware when they haven't changed them for a long period of time

Yo that fucker Phillip has some mad Frosted Flakes on his draws I think he shits himself and never wipes

by fishrman July 17, 2003

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bonito flake

A beautiful guy who never answers your calls or follows through with plans. Esp. Japanese or Hispanic men.

Girl: Hey, so want to tell me why you didn't show up for our date last Tuesday, or to my prom, or my birthday, or that Animal Collective concert we were supposed to go to together, or for the talk we arranged over coffee?

Guy: Sorry, I've been really busy lately.

Girl: You're such a bonito flake.

Guy: Then why are we still together?

Girl: 'Cause you're so damn pretty.

by SeΓ±or Jibbie Harlem III October 9, 2009

6πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


dick flake

(n.) A male individual who takes a liking to the male anatomy that is commonly referred to as a "dick". It is also said for these individuals to have the tendency to be a person whose mannerisms, fashion, speech or personality is eccentric thus being called "flaky".

Person 1: "Hey did you see Marcellas at the dance last night?"

Person 2: "Yea, he was wearing that tight leather bodysuit and dancing around to Jennifer Lopez songs"

Person 1: "Wow. What a dick flake."

by c_s_a_filosoglou July 21, 2008

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Flaking Out

When one can no longer participate in the social activities of his or her peers, and willingly removes themselves from the group activity or forfeits the activity without an amicable agreement.

Going out for a drinking session with friends and 'Roy' Flakes Out, by opting to stop drinking and go home early. This person would then be referred to as: Flaking out, Flaker, Corny, Flaked Out, Flakey.

by urbangenerator222 February 24, 2013

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