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to praise one self or one's abilities and/or skills
person 1: i am the greatest guitarist ever
person 2: would you quit floating your boat?!?
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The act of taking a horrific shit where the feces bubbles up like a root beer float; frothy and juicy.
"Dude, I ate so much Taco Bell I had to run home and have a root beer float!"
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When one is ass railing a person the cums in the persons ass, pulls out and the reciever farts causing jizim to come out and float to the surface of the asshole.
I was ass fucking this whore bag and i nutted in her butt and she had a root beer float.
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A nihilistic mentality which mostly teenagers use to belittle and dismiss any tasks they have as unimportant in the grand scheme of things. Most often used by people who aren't actually nihilistic or mentally ill but by dick heads (usually teenagers) who don't want to do 2 pages of homework.
Dude 1: Dude, you're failing every single class. I can help you with homework if you want!
Dude 2: We live on a floating rock, I don't care
Dude 1: Not the floating rock mentality. dude, it's not that hard.
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While receiveing the ever so popular "Rim Job", a man blows a wet "Shart" (The act of farting shit) into a females face, then quickly rolling over and "Polishing one off" (The act of quickly forceing ones self to ejactulate) into the females face, thus creating the brown, acting as the rootbeer, and white, acting as the ice cream.
Sara, "That sure was a great Root Beer float Thomas, but boy was it messy!"
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The act of doing anal and having the femael gender shit on your dck clean it with her mouth and then keep it on her mouth and then you cum on your chest and then she spits it on your chest: The rooot bear float
man ishe really lovess the root beer float
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Having intercourse where doggy is attemped, but failed, but not necsessarily a complete fail. This is whereupon the female on lying belly down with her arms and legs in star poistion and the male is giving to her from behind.
"Joe tried doggy, but I was tired. At least I gave him dead man's float. I took a nap."
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