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Um, Leading the witness your honor

Is what you say when someone is leading someone else to a conclusion that they wouldn’t have otherwise drawn without your input. They use this all the time in courtroom dramas and I’ve seen some of those which means I’m technically a layer. No big deal or anything...

Hym “He was clearly NOT going to say ‘wisdom.’ He said ‘FREEDOM’ and was not going to say wisdom until YOU said wisdom. So... Um, leading the witness your honor! That’s the second time in those clips that you did it too! You did it to the other guy too!”

Dr. Moses Aaronson “Wouldn’t you say that the conclusion you’re trying to draw is the conclusion I want you draw and that I already have drawn in the past?”

Professor Junior Senior-Esquire the 3rd “Why YES! I was! I was going to say that! And I was in no way lead to that conclusion by you leading me there! I’m not here to be a sycophantic yes man whose sole purpose is to affirm your subjective interpretation of the Bible!”

Hym “Ha! Ridiculous! I just saved everyone reading this the trouble of watching your Exodus lecture. That’s all it is. You aggregating your cronies to affirm your propositional ethic. ‘God is too perfect for anyone to be around so I, Dr. Jeeple Jorpson, need to act as an intermediary for it’s will! You need the structure I provide because you can’t be trusted to make decisions because you are basically an animal to me! Or worse if you’re Hym!”

by Hym Iam November 27, 2022


RING OF HONOR

When u have anal sex - but know you shouldn't brag about it to anyone

i told the boys...i broke the ring of honor

by ^^!$#@ June 12, 2022


Honoreism

A life altering alfiction causing the sufferer to be unable to resist tasting any liquid. Curiosity for liquids. Both flavoured beverages and bodily fluids intrigue the sufferer. Has been know to lead to serious dental infections and decay. Semen analysis via the oral route in extreme cases.

Oh shit mate, that guy is going through a tough time with his Honoreism.

by Jeff black son June 26, 2023


they're gay your honor

when to homosexuals realize they like each other

Person 1: i love you lucas
Person 2: they're gay your honor

by renishere April 18, 2023

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Honors English 9

A living fucking hell with lots of homework that will get you no where in life. Endless amounts of sleepless nights.

Why the fuck did I take Honors English 9?

by user00000000000000000000000001 February 13, 2023