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Ford whore

Those who worship their beloved Fords, no other car exists unless it’s a ford... truck, suv, sedan, or coupe. Ford is the one and only (typically can be found on the side of your local highway walking away from a smoking f250)

Person: I saw this guy going for a walk the other day

Chevy slut: nah that was just our local ford whore

by I gave you a light chuckle August 6, 2020


Ford Cougar

A sports coupe made between 1998 and 2002, came with a choice of either a 2.0 I4 engine or a 2.5 V6. 3-Door Hatchback body and was the second car to exibit the Ford 'New Edge' styling philosophy (the ford KA being the first!) Was built on the MK1 Mondeo floorpan with improvements that made it onto the MK2 (2000 on) Mondeo

Ford Cougar V6's sound MEAN!!

by The Scottish Contingent July 28, 2007

14πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


ford bronco

A SUV that us for the guys with the biggest dicks.. Ladies panties just suddenly become saturated and fall to the floor unexpectedly.. If you have a bronco you better be prepared to service alot of women especially ones that are in relationships with guys that own other makes, especially Chevrolets..

Wow that guy must have a massive pecker since he operates a Ford bronco..

by Ridintall November 20, 2018

15πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Clementine ford

A hideous goblin like creature that hunts men from the shadows. If you stare into its eyes it will consume your soul.

Ohh shit dave, did you see that thing lurking in the shadows, looks about 300kg, what is it?

Shit thats clementine ford, dont move, whatever you do dont look into its eyes!

by Randy82 September 19, 2018

22πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Ford Escort

A cheap, reliable, and gas efficient car produced by Ford. While weighing less than a Honda Civic and having a bigger engine it still manages to be slow as hell and can get beat by almost anything. Its pretty much a go-cart with a interior!

1.) Dude I put $10 in my escort! That will last me half a month!

2.) My Ford Escort weighs 500 pounds less than your Civic and has a bigger engine by .2 liters, and i just got a tune up! Why did I lose the race?

3.) Dude the go-cart place said for five more dollars than the ticket price, i would be allowed to take the escort onto the track, but then i would waste an extra five dollars and have no chance at winning.

by G - Money June 21, 2007

87πŸ‘ 36πŸ‘Ž


Ford Capri

A now classic Ford that was produced from 1969-86. They are a coupe bodystyle and were made a hatchback coupe in 1974. It was available with engines ranging 1.3 litres to 3.0 litres. The best looking vehicle to have a blue oval on it!

The Capri Laser was a special edition of the 4-Cylinder Cars.

by Modern Cars Suck! February 13, 2005

41πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


gerald ford

Gerald R. Ford = 38th President of the United States 1974-1977. President Ford did an outstanding job trying to heal this country after the tragedies of Vietnam & Watergate. Considering the terrible mess that he inherited from Richard Nixon when he assumed office on 8-9-74 - he has to be congratulated for having done such a great job.

President Ford quiet demeanor was a refreshing contrast to the personalities of his immediate predecessors Richard M. Nixon and Lyndon B. Johnson. His common sense moderate approach to government will be treated better and better as time passes and history proves that he was right.

President Ford spared the country years of anquish & trial with his courageous and correct decision to pardon Richard M. Nixon - history has proven that he was right in making that decision. The country was able to - finally - move on and put the terrible Watergate mess behind us.

President Ford was presented with the Profiles in Courage award by Senator Edward M. Kennedy & Caroline Kennedy at the John F. Kennedy Presidential Library in Boston back in May 2001 -- for his courage to put the best interests of the country first - before his own political interests -in granting the pardon to Richard M. Nixon. History has now proven that President Ford was totally correct in issuing the pardon to end the Watergate mess & tragedy that was tearing our nation apart during 1973 & 1974.

Gerald R. Ford represents what a Republican should be - moderate on social domestic issues, conservative on fiscal issues and a strong internationalist on foreign policy.

History will continue to treat President Gerald R. Ford better and better - as it should. President Gerald R. Ford is a wonderful human being - a very decent and honorable person.

President Gerald R. Ford was presented with the Profiles in Courage award at the John F. Kennedy Presidential Library in May 2001 by Senator Edward M. Kennedy for his courage in granting the pardon to Richard M. Nixon - thus ending the Watergate tragedy that was ripping the nation apart back in 1974.

Gerald Ford's quiet demeanor and steady leadership will be remembered with tremendous respect.

by WET CARGO BOY March 18, 2006

119πŸ‘ 54πŸ‘Ž