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a 24-hour event in which participants must be drinking some sort of alcoholic beverage from 6 AM on a given friday until 6 AM saturday. any drink that is finished must be immediately replaced by another drink for the entirety of the 24 hours. sleeping is obviously not allowed.
(8 AM on a saturday)
john: joe you look absolutely terrible, what happened to you?
joe: (pukes in a trash can) dude me and my friends celebrated freedom friday last night, i drank 30 beers total and went to bed two hours ago
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Can I go back to calling them 'French Fries'? Because 'freedom fries' sounds, well... gay.
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"Liberated" french fries (?)
I don't really understand this myself...is it supposed to be offensive to the french? Or is it calling us free?
What the fuck?
VIVE LA REVOLUTION DE LA FRITs!
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A release from responsibilities by the mean of having a fever.
Boss asking on the phone: "Why aren't you here working?"
You answering on the phone:"Sir, It's because I've obtained fever freedom."
A term used to describe the ability of individuals to freely express thoughts, opinions, and beliefs without fear of cancel culture or mob rule.
It is important to Express or voiced freedoms!
A coronavirus vaccine is known as a "freedom shot." People who get freedom shots gain immunity from the big 'rona and are free to roam this land. Despite fears of being injected tracking microchips from big tech CCP shill Bill Gates, freedom shots are widely accepted as they are the only way life can get back to normal again.
Boy: Hey wanna Netflix and Chill?
Girl: I can't my parents are over 65 and they are at risk of developing serious complications from COVID!
Boy: It's okay I got them freedom shots
Girl: okay
When a man yells “for America!” and jousts his penis into the girl’s asshole with his balls smushing the skin between the vigina and ass into a deep crater like a wreaking ball.
I did the spear of freedom to Jessica last night. She now calls me the iron patriot