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sometimes the best ever, and sometimes the complete worst.
girl one: my friends are incredible and i LOVE them!!
girl two: lucky, cant relate.
Someone who pretends to like you than later stabs you in the back
Look I have a friend! Oops now I have nothing but lonelyness and pain.
A friend isn't just anyone.It's someone who cheers you up. Someone who you know is the only one crazier than you. Someone who will stick up for you. Someone who will tell you there problems and deepest secrets. Friends are hard to find. I would know.
you probably looked this up because you don't have any!
Mom:"Plannign on hanging out with any of you're friends today Hun?"
Son:"What friends,mom?"
SO NO ONE TOLD YOU LIFE WAS GONNA BE THIS WAY (CLAP,CLAP,CLAP,CLAP)
YOUR LIFE’S A JOKE, YOUR BROKE, YOUR LOVE LIFE’S DOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
IT’S LIKE YOUR ALWAYS STUCK IN SECOND GEAR,
WHEN IT HASN’T BEEN YOUR DAY, YOUR MONTH, OR EVEN YOUR YEARRRRR
I’LL BE THERE FOR YOUUUUUUUUUU
The greatest show to ever exist.
Me: You know friends?
Everyone else: Yeah, we watch all the reruns.
are a type of social fetish that heavily benefits people. Other times, they become the very surface on which your social imprint on the world depends on. In a tertiary combat situation, they become your best support. You should love your friends.
Sometimes, you wish your friends would be nicer. Sometimes you wish they were prettier. Me, I wish them all; big dicks.